PRODUCT DESCRIPTION
Endurance. Long-lasting. Stick. We practically threw every word that means stamina into this thingÕs name, because it works. It provides odor protection all day long, and beyond. Even if you lit yourself on fire and stood in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb, this stuff would not stop working.

FROM THE MANUFACTURER

Endurance. Long-lasting. Stick. We practically threw every word that means stamina into this thing's name, because it works. It provides odor protection all day long and beyond. Even if you lit yourself on fire and stood in the blast radius of a nuclear bomb, this stuff would not stop working.

FOR A TRUE OLFACTORY EXPERIENCE, TRY THEM TOGETHER
Many manly ways to enjoy odor protection all day long and beyond.

Long-Lasting Stick Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant
Long-lasting. Stick.

Body Wash
Drop-kicks dirt and odor

Clear Gel
Long lasting but clear

Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant
A scent with staying power

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
MANLY SCENTS TO CHOOSE FROM
What are the pros of procuring this product?

* It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
* It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
* It smells like cobra fangs
* It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
* It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
* It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
* It makes larger mammals fear you
* It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent

What are the cons of procuring this product?

* It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
* It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
* It smells too manly
* Its manly scent causes people to assume youÕre an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

What if my current soap isnÕt manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.

What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.

What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.

What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.

What if IÕve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.

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* Fresh
* Original
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